Behold the Red Knight, from Caldy’s birthday at Medieval Times.
Caldy threw a huge tantrum when the Black Knight won. He demanded to speak to a manager, then tried to behead him with a foam longsword he grabbed off the wall. When that didn’t work, he “committed seppuku” with a prop dirk and laid on the ground without blinking and his aunt had to drive 2 hours from Pennsylvania to pick him up.