Jesse Eisemann

Dec 30

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Dec 16

ABlog the Author: 25 years ago this month, I got a job as an on-air correspondent for a new late night show on Fox.... -

billscheft:

…called “The Wilton North Report.” Pretty sweet deal. It was for 13 sports-oriented segments at $750 a segment, and the whole deal was guaranteed once I did my second segment. I think you know how this ends, but that’s not the point.

I flew out to LA the first time in November and I met with the…

Dec 10

pixeljamgames:

PIXELJAM ART CONTEST!  Send your best Pixel (or non-Pixel) art to us!  Art = Images, Music or Animation.  It doesn’t have to be new…  just something you’ve made yourself.  Deadline is Friday, December 14th.
Send all entries to pixeljamgames@gmail.com. (if the attachment is over 1 meg, send us a link).
We will pick our top 5 favorites and post them to our Tumblr account, once per day starting December 17th.  Each winner will also receive the Super-Mega-Bundle that is launching on the 17th as well, plus some other special treats.
Go CRAZY!  Get to it!  Do your best!  Eat your vegetables!

pixeljamgames:

PIXELJAM ART CONTEST!  Send your best Pixel (or non-Pixel) art to us!  Art = Images, Music or Animation.  It doesn’t have to be new…  just something you’ve made yourself.  Deadline is Friday, December 14th.

Send all entries to pixeljamgames@gmail.com. (if the attachment is over 1 meg, send us a link).

We will pick our top 5 favorites and post them to our Tumblr account, once per day starting December 17th.  Each winner will also receive the Super-Mega-Bundle that is launching on the 17th as well, plus some other special treats.

Go CRAZY!  Get to it!  Do your best!  Eat your vegetables!

Dec 07

[video]

Dec 06

Sorry doll, I just got out of a bad lab partnership, and I just don’t think I’m ready to research again.

Sorry doll, I just got out of a bad lab partnership, and I just don’t think I’m ready to research again.

Dec 01

Interesting that Eminem exists in the Batman universe.

Interesting that Eminem exists in the Batman universe.

Nov 30

beardgif:

Original image via The Animal Blog

BEARd.

beardgif:

Original image via The Animal Blog

BEARd.

So long, beard month.

So long, beard month.

(Source: beardgif)

Nov 27

Jeff is a 58 year old Canadian economist.

Jeff is a 58 year old Canadian economist.

Jake is the 5th coolest guy on Google.

Jake is the 5th coolest guy on Google.

Nov 12

justin:

danirrational:

The American Scream

IT WAS SO GOOD

I concur!

justin:

danirrational:

The American Scream

IT WAS SO GOOD

I concur!

Nov 08

The logo of every tourism business in Hollywood (so, every business in Hollywood) mimics the Hollywood sign. I like to picture a typography/graphic design geek stumbling down Hollywood Blvd, head swiveling in terror like when Ace Ventura walks into that room full of taxidermied animals.
Anyway, in the event you dig this, I’m selling prints (and phone covers, and stationery cards) on Society 6. Also, a PG version.

The logo of every tourism business in Hollywood (so, every business in Hollywood) mimics the Hollywood sign. I like to picture a typography/graphic design geek stumbling down Hollywood Blvd, head swiveling in terror like when Ace Ventura walks into that room full of taxidermied animals.

Anyway, in the event you dig this, I’m selling prints (and phone covers, and stationery cards) on Society 6. Also, a PG version.

Nov 02

Not a troll, just someone’s earnest argument in favor of the marathon.

Not a troll, just someone’s earnest argument in favor of the marathon.

Oct 29

Your yearly reminder that the turban squash makes a PERFECT Goomba-lantern.

Your yearly reminder that the turban squash makes a PERFECT Goomba-lantern.

Oct 28

nyiriland:

This probably has a great story behind it that none of us will ever know.

nyiriland:

This probably has a great story behind it that none of us will ever know.