Conversations like these make it impossible to completely hate my time in a classically boring office.
- Lady 1: How do you call the ones that are shorter than the dwarves?
- Lady 2: Those are midgets, I think. Like in the Wizard of Oz, I wouldn't say those are midgets. They're probably dwarves, maybe with some midgets mixed in.
- Lady 1: Huh.
- Lady 1: So how your cat is?
- Lady 2: Buffy? She had too many pregnancies and her uterus fell out.