Jesse Eisemann
June 2010
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May 2010
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He’s got a heart of gelt
Returned from lunch to find my ices STOLEN. I am NOT amused.
All your ice are belong to them.
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The social network I want to start today would be run totally with images. You don’t post a textual status update. You post a pic that represents how you feel or what you’re doing with no further context. And on and on.
Edit: I should have clarified. Not DailyBooth. I’m talking photos of things that are decidedly not you. A scary zombie, Kermit the Frog, sea otters having sex in a beautiful sunset. That kind of thing.
Sometimes for a split second I have an urge to post a clip of a song as a status update—not a lyric, a piece of music that captures some emotion. Listen to the first couple seconds of Silversun Pickups’ Substitution and you’ll know what I’m talking about.
“Schrute sperm are strong, but they’re no match for a grown Schrute man.”
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