April 2008
17 posts
Picked up...
some fair trade coffee just now. It feels good to do the right thing, ya know? It even tastes bettOHMYGODISTHATAHUMANFINGER
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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CHTV's Honest College Ad →
Apr 25th
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It'll just make you walk
It’ll just make you walk faster and probably twist something, and besides Icky Thump just came on my ipod and i don’t wanna miss the end.
Apr 24th
Jesse's Guide...
to Chillin’ The F Out Rule #1: Checking what time it is won’t make you any less late.  It will only make you walk faster and probably twist something, and besides Icky Thump just came on my Shuffle and i don’t wanna miss the end. 



Apr 24th
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Jesse!
Yes brain? It’s time to shut up now. Thank you sir
Apr 24th
Apr 23rd
What if..
..in the future, humans evolve into ultra-intelligent, 10-tentacled creatures called tentapi?  I bet they’ll be really thrown off by octopus fossils.  That’ll be a tough lineage to figure out, even for the tentapi.
Apr 23rd
Really kinda...
hating the kid who thinks he’s being sly by explaining what 420 is to the professor right now. “People act like the oracles”?  Is the prof supposed to roflcopter? Please, in her day they sold acid as an ice cream topping. 




Apr 21st
like get some breakfast or
like get some breakfast or whatever. do i like, miss me or whatever? yeah me either i’m keepin real busy.But for seriously, breakfast soon?
Apr 19th
So. Having Tumblr is like...
being able to drunk text myself. Lol. but seriously. i miss me. i think i should hang out one day, like get some breakfast or whatever. do i like, miss me or whatever? yeah me either i’m keepin real busy. But for seriously, breakfast soon?
Apr 19th
Adieu →
 I hope I never blog incredulously about other bloggers..I just can’t believe how lame that is.
Apr 17th
postin from my dashboard, dog
Apr 17th
Postin from my cell phone,
Postin from my cell phone, dog
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
tumbl numbl one
I’m already taking up about 50% of the webspace Rutgers provides, so I figured I’d start a tumblr account.  I’m only posting this because some robot siren named Lindsey is prompting me to do it.  And I…I just can’t say no.  I think I might do anything she tells me to do, and I’m worried she’s going to have me assassinate someone. Could it be you?? No....
Apr 16th
Apr 16th