I highly recommend using Google Analytics to track the action on your Tumblr. The top 10 countries my views come from are the US, UK, Canada, Sweden, South Korea, Denmark, Germany, Mauritius, Australia, India.
Dear Everyone Whose Place I’ve Ever Stayed At,
Can I borrown a squirt of shampoo? Body wash is fine too. Thanks you’re the best.
Sarah Palin’s book on the Humor table at B&N
New CH article: Marissa Nystrom, will you marry me? Please?
Click to see what else Justin Johnson will do for love.
PS: Justin saw it, and said “Also funny article - fitting since she met me via an article I wrote on collegehumor back in the day”
GPOYW: Hour And A Half Late But I Couldn’t Resist Edition.
(From a sketch we’re working on called The World’s First Sexual Experience)
5 Famous Last Status Updates
Thanks to Jesse Eisemann for illustrating and Susanna for helping edit it.
also thanks to Ben for lending his extremely valuable comedy time and input for the above image, only to see none of his suggestions go into the final draft.
I can’t take credit for any LOLs this may have induced. But if, like my Dad, you tried to click the links—all me baby.
lit a fire in the boys’ room. But now i’m at McSorley’s. That’s the definition of fair trade right?
Dear tumblr, i paid 50 dollars in parking and tolls to speak to a high school in the city, then the school was evacuated because someone
When they shot that thing to the moon I was working way up top of a barn, listening to this little radio I still got up in the attic. So when it was time to shoot it I climbed down and sat on a log with my radio next to me. You had to imagine what was going on because you couldn’t see it.
(An approximate quote from my grandfather)
My grandfather is the historian for his fire company, and these photos document a house that burned down (probably in the 70s). I love the placement and tone of the caption.
i hope to have a library of these someday, filled with drawings and thoughts and scraps and moments.
I gave up on my box-of-paper-scraps approach to writing when my friend got me a moleskin. I’m on my second one and can’t wait to have a bunch to look back on.
I need to see ernest go more places
The Specials - Ghost Town
Excellent selection. A couple weeks ago I heard Blam Blam Fever on the radio, and later on The Impression That I Get. When the song was over the DJ said “any day you hear the Mighty Mighty Morphin’ Bosstones is a most great day” in an Irish brogue.
Unfortunately that was one of ska’s biggest days in the last 10 years.
