This is what heaven looks like.
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Did you know there are people who make money just from making dumb videos on YouTube?
My 10 year old cousin.
So I told him “yeah, um, I happen to work for the number 1 comedy channel on YouTube? So, heh, I THINK I know a thing or two about that.” Then I told him he had a dickfor on his shirt, and got high fives from all the 4th graders. So cool. I’m thinkin about pulling a Never Been Kissed and going back to elementary school.
With sprites like these, who needs friends?
Whoa, congrats Zuck!
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(Reblogged from collegehumor)
Did you know some men don’t cry after ejaculating?
Overheard in the CollegeHumor writers’ room (via collegehumor)
C’mon, Words with Friends. You’re better than this.
“Send a WORD to your MOMS! I came to drop BOMBS. I got more ACCEPTABLE WORDS than the BIBLE’s got PSALMS.
…please STOP playing DrawSomething.”
Nothing says “I need to turn off my fucking phone and enjoy nature” like this gif I just made of a campfire.
Why is everyone photoshopping this out?
(original gif by Kevin)
