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Starchild of the Day: A boy born with bright blue eyes in a southern Chinese village is said to be able to see clearly in the dark.
“Could Nong Youhui be [an Alien] Hybrid or Starchild?” Obviously.
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His fingers are as cold as ice and only dragonglass can stop him.
We take our office hoops very seriously. And shit just got real!
“It’s Nerf…or nnnNOBODY GETS PAID THIS MONTH. You heard me! I’m the guy with the checkbook! I built this empire, and I will tear it the fuck down if SOMEBODY DOESN’T PLAY ME IN NERF BASKETBALL RIGHT NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!”
-Mike Parker
$1 to anyone who can actually tell me what is going on here.
In high school I would sometimes stack my cell phone on top of my Palm Pilot on top of my CD player and just imagine a world where these three things were one device. I just got an iPhone this week, so, this is a big moment for me.
If nine more people had voted for Santorum, he would have won the Iowa caucuses. Here’s a look at those nine people.
DONE IN A DAY.
Hey cool, I made that Newt Gingrich joke!
Appease the owl; REUSE YOUR TOWEL.
Great News! CollegeHumor is looking to hire a dedicated young illustrator to help our editorial team create daily article content for the site. Is that person you? IT JUST MIGHT BE!
Here’s the application page! May the best artist win / get hired!
I’ve made the jump to full time, in our Ad Ops department! Those advertisements aren’t going to operate themselves, so unfortunately I’ll have to spend my days doing work instead of designing fart compasses and drawing Alex Watt naked.
That’s where you come in! If you’re good at drawlings, but not so good that you’ll make me look bad, I encourage you to apply!
Just got off the phone with the Director of Peoples Operations at the Anniversary Centre of Google inc. in New York America—it’s legit!
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I just found this sweet camera pic from Houston last spring. After I’d hastily concluded that Houston’s not a fun place, I went in search of the most desolate, forgotten, high-shanking-risk spot in the city.
That train was knocking dirt and rust loose as it rumbled slowly by, and around the bend I found 3 homeless guys sunning themselves.
A short while later this place was beaten out by a Mexican Bar & Grill owned by Carlos Mencia.
Macaroni art still kills it when you can’t think of a more original present.
Unintentional Dance Gif: IAC Holiday Party Edition!
